Casket man and the police

A man who makes caskets was on his way 2 deliver one of d coffins wen his car broke down. Trying nt 2 b late, he put d coffin on his head n began heading 2 his destination. D Nigerian police saw him n wnted 2 make som money of him so dey challenged him 'where u dey carry dat tink go?? Trust an Ijebu Man...... I no lk d place where dem burry me so i dey relocate. D police men all took 2 dia heels.